Archive for July, 2010

  • Kiss Me Quick! is an incredibly cheesy but very entertaining sexploitation film from 1964, and a great example of the Nudie-Cutie genre. Sterilox, an alien doing a terrible Stan Laurel...

    Kiss Me Quick!

    Kiss Me Quick! is an incredibly cheesy but very entertaining sexploitation film from 1964, and a great example of the Nudie-Cutie genre. Sterilox, an alien doing a terrible Stan Laurel...

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  • Today we leap headlong into full-on geekdom here at Pornhater Central Command with the first in our series on the Companions of Doctor Who. Obviously we’re only gonna post about...

    Who Companions #1: Carole Ann Ford (Susan Foreman)

    Today we leap headlong into full-on geekdom here at Pornhater Central Command with the first in our series on the Companions of Doctor Who. Obviously we’re only gonna post about...

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  • You know when someone is “inspired” by Kim Kardashian to do anything, it’s a big effin’ mistake. So yeah, despite that, Montana Fishburne (aka, for some reason, Chippy D) —...

    Montana “Chippy D” Fishburne Sex Tape

    You know when someone is “inspired” by Kim Kardashian to do anything, it’s a big effin’ mistake. So yeah, despite that, Montana Fishburne (aka, for some reason, Chippy D) —...

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  • I think I’ve found the hottest website on the Internet: FuckYeahGeekGirls. Tons of photos of incredibly cute geek girls sporting glasses, wearing dorky outfits (or sometimes nothing at all), playing...

    FuckYeahGeekGirls.

    I think I’ve found the hottest website on the Internet: FuckYeahGeekGirls. Tons of photos of incredibly cute geek girls sporting glasses, wearing dorky outfits (or sometimes nothing at all), playing...

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  • If you can listen to even a few seconds of any song by Ke$ha (or Lady Gaga or whoever) and not understand why the state of music today makes me want...

    Ke$ha – Vaguely Hot, Completely Untalented

    If you can listen to even a few seconds of any song by Ke$ha (or Lady Gaga or whoever) and not understand why the state of music today makes me want...

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  • I’ve never even tried to watch Jersey Shore, MTV’s celebration of fucktardery, so the only footage I’ve seen is the clip below of Snooki getting punched in the face. If...

    Snooki and the Asshole Bunch.

    I’ve never even tried to watch Jersey Shore, MTV’s celebration of fucktardery, so the only footage I’ve seen is the clip below of Snooki getting punched in the face. If...

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  • This SNL parody of the ridiculous Shake Weight commercials is a Porn Hater favorite.  Besides just being funny it also exemplifies the Porn Hater philosophy that good porn is where...

    She’s in on it

    This SNL parody of the ridiculous Shake Weight commercials is a Porn Hater favorite.  Besides just being funny it also exemplifies the Porn Hater philosophy that good porn is where...

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  • Sure, her name sounds like a character from a bad fantasy novel (“Antje Traue-Onius,” perhaps?) and I’m pretty sure I couldn’t pronounce it correctly even while armed with a Universal...

    Antje Traue, Space Babe

    Sure, her name sounds like a character from a bad fantasy novel (“Antje Traue-Onius,” perhaps?) and I’m pretty sure I couldn’t pronounce it correctly even while armed with a Universal...

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  • Ah, those Streamate cam babes… there are so many to choose from that sometimes I’ll just dive in and graze. This time around I stumbled across a young lovely who...

    BETWEENTITS – Cam Babe With Caps Lock

    Ah, those Streamate cam babes… there are so many to choose from that sometimes I’ll just dive in and graze. This time around I stumbled across a young lovely who...

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  • While we here at Pornhater Central Command tend to avoid a lot of the stuff that passes for porn these days, sometimes we just wanna ogle an Internet hottie. However,...

    Hottystop

    While we here at Pornhater Central Command tend to avoid a lot of the stuff that passes for porn these days, sometimes we just wanna ogle an Internet hottie. However,...

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