I don’t know about you, but when we here at Pornhater Central Command think about lesbian prison gangs, our heads fill with glorious visions of Pam Grier, Cheryl “Rainbeaux” Smith, and Erica Gavin. But as usual, real life is nowhere near as awesome as an old exploitation movie: apparently “lesbian gangs” are anxiously awaiting a chance to get their clam-lapping mitts on ultra-skank Lindsay Lohan now that she’s behind bars. If Lindsay still looked like this –
– then I could totally get behind that. But what self-respecting prison-yard nubbin-smoocher would want to delve into the over-used poozle of the drug-and-booze-hammered Lindsay of today?
Does getting it on with 24-year-old grandma-lookin’ has-beens lead to serious rep in the stripey hole? Man, what a disappointment. I’m going back to watching The Big Bird Cage.
