I’ve never even tried to watch Jersey Shore, MTV’s celebration of fucktardery, so the only footage I’ve seen is the clip below of Snooki getting punched in the face. If every episode featured a different cast member being injured in some way, I might actually watch it.
I don’t even know who any of the idiots on the show are — Snooki, The Punctuation or whatever the fuck, J-Woww — I mean, really? And I thought McG had an annoying name. The really aggravating part is that these nitwits get paid more than astronauts.
One interesting aside: my buddy Duke says he’d stoop so low as to bang Snooki but only so he could try to make her cry.
