
As if I weren’t depressed enough, now I hear that pop divas Britney “C’mon, Admit You Wanted To Fuck Me At One Point” Spears and Lady “Unless You’re A Gay Man You’d Never Want To Fuck Me” Gaga are possibly going to join forces to hammer the final nail into the coffin of music.

Seriously, I have nothing to offer on this subject other than that I’m praying for a doomsday asteroid.
A palate cleanser: