As you may have heard, Elin Nordegren and crazed slut-fucker Tiger Woods’ divorce was finalized this week. So now this hot piece of ass is on the loose with 100 million dollars and a sadness in her heart. Well, maybe not that “sadness” thing.
The best part is, thanks to Tiger Woods’ astonishing inability to keep his dick in his pants, you could promise Elin that you’d only fuck 10 or 12 other chicks and you’d seem like a step up. Thanks, Tiger!
