Nowadays it’s incredibly easy to find porn — type pretty much anything into Google and at least one naked chick will show up amidst the results. But back when I was a kid, you had to be friggin’ Indiana Jones to uncover some filth — and at best you might turn up a battered copy of Playboy that your friend’s dad had squirreled away in the rafters of the garage.
This is why I consider myself lucky to have had older brothers. They used to take me to the drive-in to see all manner of crazy-ass movies — biker flicks, monster movies, car chase movies, whatever — but I was always happiest when they hauled me along to the latest Hammer flick, especially if it featured the luscious Ingrid Pitt.
Hammer flicks are famous for the amount of cleavage that was on display, but Ingrid was always ready to take it to the next level and shuck her clothes entirely — and pal, lemme tell you, that woman had some astonishing boobs on her (probably still does, for that matter). Flicks like The Vampire Lovers (topless lesbian vampire action!) and Countess Dracula (a nude Ingrid bathes in human blood!) certainly delivered those all-important groceries, as the shapely Ingrid slithered about in see-through nighties (or less) in an attempt to slake her hellish thirst for blood.
So I guess the bottom line is, I blame my brothers for all this.
