I woke up this morning to find my boss, Big Daddy Pornhater, hatin’ on more than just the bad porn. WTF, Pornhater — attacking the Juggalos and Insane Clown Posse? And over a skanky gaper like Tila Tequila? Look, I don’t condone violence against women, but there are reports that Ms. Tequila’s initial response to being attacked was to shuck her top. I’m not sayin’ she deserved it but disrobing is not the best way to calm an angry mob of peaceful Juggalos.
I just think the Pornhater — and society at large — is ignoring all the good the Juggalos do. For instance, there’s the Juggalo Foundation for Feeding the Homeless Homeboys Out in Los Angeles (yes, that’s what the foundation is actually called). As of right now, there’s only one guy in the Foundation, a buddy of mine (MCL, Snizzy Lo-Dick!) but what he does, is, he goes to Taco Bell, right? And he buys a shitload of tacos and eats ‘em while walking the streets of Hollywood. But my boy Snizzy Lo-Dick always saves back one taco, which he then gifts to a homeless homeboy so that man can eat.
And I doubt I have to mention Juggalos What Rebuildin’ New Orleans, the famous philanthropic organization that would totally be rebuilding neighborhoods in the aftermath of hurricane Katrina if they felt up to it. But they gots shit to handle, they can’t be spendin’ all their time workin’ for the good of mankind.
So all I’m sayin’ to the Pornhater is that he needs to roll up a big fatty, kick back with ICP’s new classic western just out on DVD, Big Money Rustlas, and get down with the Miracles.
