I don’t care what your political views are — Meghan McCain is one hot piece of ass. And so is her mom. Plus there’s that whole brewery thing or whatever.
As you may have heard, Elin Nordegren and crazed slut-fucker Tiger Woods’ divorce was finalized this week. So now this hot piece of ass is on the loose with 100 million dollars and a sadness in her heart. Well, maybe not that “sadness” thing. The best part is, thanks to Tiger Woods’ astonishing inability to [...]
As if I weren’t depressed enough, now I hear that pop divas Britney “C’mon, Admit You Wanted To Fuck Me At One Point” Spears and Lady “Unless You’re A Gay Man You’d Never Want To Fuck Me” Gaga are possibly going to join forces to hammer the final nail into the coffin of music. Seriously, [...]
YouTube cutie “boycrazy” gives us the lowdown on sideboob.
I couldn’t tell you why the hell Heidi Montag is famous other than that she had a shit-ton of plastic surgery done. I don’t know if she’s on a reality show like Snooki, J-Woww and the other fucktards on Jersey Shore or if she banged Tiger Woods or gave Nazi salutes to Jesse James. All [...]
When it comes to porn, the internet is a real double edged sword. It’s brought us unparalleled access to every kind of porn under the sun but the flip side is that 98% of it is crap. That’s why lately we’ve been checking out the cam babe sites, where you can actually interact with a [...]
Let’s look at the cover of last week’s issue of Rolling Stone magazine, shall we? Okay, now let’s look at the cover of an issue of Rolling Stone from 1970: All right, I’ll give you that Janis Joplin maybe wasn’t as traditionally “hot” as Katy Perry, although that’s extremely debatable — I know which one [...]
Comedian Rachel Bloom is taking the world by storm with her dirty little love letter to (in my humble opinion) the greatest science fiction author of all time, “Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury.” You know we Pornhater folk love the geek girls and Rachel obviously knows her Bradbury. Seeing as how Ray just turned 90, I [...]
I woke up this morning to find my boss, Big Daddy Pornhater, hatin’ on more than just the bad porn. WTF, Pornhater — attacking the Juggalos and Insane Clown Posse? And over a skanky gaper like Tila Tequila? Look, I don’t condone violence against women, but there are reports that Ms. Tequila’s initial response to [...]
By now I think most people are aware of the Gathering of the Juggalos, the Insane Clown Posse’s annual get together. It’s kind of like Burning Man for fat white trash, with rappers, wrestling, midgets, “comedians” like Gallagher(wtf?) and the famous “guys on stilts!”. It’s kind of a Lollapalooza for shitty washed up C level [...]