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  • Let’s look at the cover of last week’s issue of Rolling Stone magazine, shall we? Okay, now let’s look at the cover of an issue of Rolling Stone from 1970:...

    Katy Perry and the Death of Music

    Let’s look at the cover of last week’s issue of Rolling Stone magazine, shall we? Okay, now let’s look at the cover of an issue of Rolling Stone from 1970:...

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  • Comedian Rachel Bloom is taking the world by storm with her dirty little love letter to (in my humble opinion) the greatest science fiction author of all time, “Fuck Me,...

    Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury

    Comedian Rachel Bloom is taking the world by storm with her dirty little love letter to (in my humble opinion) the greatest science fiction author of all time, “Fuck Me,...

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  • I woke up this morning to find my boss, Big Daddy Pornhater, hatin’ on more than just the bad porn. WTF, Pornhater — attacking the Juggalos and Insane Clown Posse?...

    Juggalos vs Tila Tequila

    I woke up this morning to find my boss, Big Daddy Pornhater, hatin’ on more than just the bad porn. WTF, Pornhater — attacking the Juggalos and Insane Clown Posse?...

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  • By now I think most people are aware of the Gathering of the Juggalos, the Insane Clown Posse’s annual get together.  It’s kind of like Burning Man for fat white...

    When Juggalos attack

    By now I think most people are aware of the Gathering of the Juggalos, the Insane Clown Posse’s annual get together.  It’s kind of like Burning Man for fat white...

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  • Rumor has it that Brett Favre texted some pictures of his peener to Jenn Sterger. Don’t sweat, it, Brett — I just sent her some photos of my own shwangus....

    Jenn Sterger, Check Your Text Messages

    Rumor has it that Brett Favre texted some pictures of his peener to Jenn Sterger. Don’t sweat, it, Brett — I just sent her some photos of my own shwangus....

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  • You know when someone is “inspired” by Kim Kardashian to do anything, it’s a big effin’ mistake. So yeah, despite that, Montana Fishburne (aka, for some reason, Chippy D) —...

    Montana “Chippy D” Fishburne Sex Tape

    You know when someone is “inspired” by Kim Kardashian to do anything, it’s a big effin’ mistake. So yeah, despite that, Montana Fishburne (aka, for some reason, Chippy D) —...

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  • While we here at Pornhater Central Command tend to avoid a lot of the stuff that passes for porn these days, sometimes we just wanna ogle an Internet hottie. However,...

    Hottystop

    While we here at Pornhater Central Command tend to avoid a lot of the stuff that passes for porn these days, sometimes we just wanna ogle an Internet hottie. However,...

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  • Look, we all know these Mad Men Barbies aren’t aimed at kids, so how about a little more authenticity in the Christina Hendricks model? Specifically in the rack and rump...

    Mad Men Barbies

    Look, we all know these Mad Men Barbies aren’t aimed at kids, so how about a little more authenticity in the Christina Hendricks model? Specifically in the rack and rump...

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  • It’s Sunday, and that means the San Diego Comic-Con comes to a close this afternoon. As I write this, only one nerd has been stabbed, and let’s hope that number...

    Morgan Webb – Comic-Con Geek Hottie of the Day!

    It’s Sunday, and that means the San Diego Comic-Con comes to a close this afternoon. As I write this, only one nerd has been stabbed, and let’s hope that number...

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  • Our Comic-Con Geek Hottie of the Day for Saturday is cutie-pie Felicia Day — and how many more times could I possibly cram the word “day” into a sentence? The...

    Felicia Day – Comic-Con Geek Hottie of the Day!

    Our Comic-Con Geek Hottie of the Day for Saturday is cutie-pie Felicia Day — and how many more times could I possibly cram the word “day” into a sentence? The...

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