As part of the effort to class things up at the Porn Hater compound we’ve resolved to clean up our diet. Sam’s Club frozen pizza may be delicious but you can only eat so much of it so it’s time to learn some cooking skills. That’s why we’ve been studying the many YouTube videos featuring Nigella Lawson. Well, that and her mindblowing curves, massive jugs, gorgeous face and sexy British accent. Looking at these pictures and video it’s hard to believe she’s 50.

Holy sweet Jebeebus, you have GOT to check out DivineHotBody’s five-star free live sex cam show at Streamate. For one thing, this chick is smokin’ hot, but she’s also one of the nastiest cam girls I’ve seen yet.

When I dropped in on DivineHotBody’s free show, she wanted to show how wet she was, so she stuck her hand in her panties and fingered herself, then displayed her hand, which was slathered with glistening pussy juice. Don’t take my word for it — check out the screen shot below and see for yourself.

You can bet I took DivineHotBody private and she did things to her dripping pussy and tight asshole that would melt your eyeballs. Get on over there and check her out, she’s unbelievable!

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Link: DivineHotBody at Streamate
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This week the lovely Miss Hannah Minx (accompanied, as always, by her huge, jiggling tits) wants to know what kind of denki you have.

SANDI_SQUIRTS is by far one of the hottest cam girls I’ve enjoyed over at Streamate. When I dropped in on her free live sex cam show today, she was topless and fingering her pussy through her panties.

SANDI_SQUIRTS has a tight, awesome body — big tits, great ass, fit and trim. She’s also got an amazing smile and is really friendly and fun to chat with. Plus her voice is sexy as hell.

SANDI_SQUIRTS is a five-star girl, she puts on a nasty show that includes anal, and of course, squirting (up to 15 feet!). Check her out, you’ll get off.

Link: SANDI_SQUIRTS at Streamate
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Read our review of Streamate and the lowdown on how it works — it’s always FREE to watch the public shows and chat with the girls, you only pay if you take a girl private.

One of our favorite foxy 70s babes here at Pornhater Central Command is Cheryl “Rainbeaux” Smith, who appeared in a bunch of sexploitation and horror flicks, stuff like The Swinging Cheerleaders, The Incredible Melting Man, Laserblast, Caged Heat, Massacre at Central High, The Pom Pom Girls and lots more.

Cheryl could always be counted on to deliver the groceries by dropping her top (she was my dad’s favorite part of both Laserblast and The Incredible Melting Man, movies I dragged him to because I was too young to get in by myself).

Sadly, Cheryl became addicted to heroin and her life pretty much fell apart in the 80s. She died in 2002 from complications resulting from her addiction. We here at Pornhater prefer to remember her for all the entertainment she provided us, though.

We here at Pornhater are particular about the porn stars we like, and Gauge is one of our favorites.

I don’t know how tall Gauge is but she looks like she tops out at less than five feet, and there’s a hell of a lot of shapely ass and firm, natural boobs in that small package. Her face is remarkably cute and sweet, even when there’s all manner of things being stuck in her mouth. She has a sort of sleepy quality but seems to enjoy her work, which includes double anal and guzzling astonishing amounts of dude-juice.

Gauge nearly killed herself via alcohol poisoning several years ago, and eventually retired from the jizz-biz. Apparently she’s going to college these days. It’s gotta be rough to make the transition from porn to the real world, and we wish her all the best.

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Sometimes it takes somethin’ extra sexy to get me going, and today that somethin’ was Jiselle. This cute little tattooed honeypot does one hell of a nasty free live sex cam show at Streamate. When I dropped in on her, she was sporting a little wife-beater that kept falling off to reveal her perky nipples, and she was working herself with a vibrator right through the crotch of her sexy cutoffs.

Jiselle says “I’ll be your naughty little whore,” and she means it. When I took her private she finished me off in record time. And as always, it’s FREE to watch the public shows and chat with the girls, at Streamate you only pay for private shows.

Link: Jiselle at Streamate
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Me and Big Daddy Pornhater are complete nerds, and there’s nothing we like better than a super-stacked babe in a superhero costume. The sweet butter on display in all of these photos is the incredible Belle Chere.

The stunning Belle Chere is a major-league cosplay girl, if you’ve been to any of the bigger conventions like Comic-Con in San Diego or Dragon Con in Atlanta then you’ve almost certainly feasted your eyes on this vision of pulchritude.

Belle Chere makes her own costumes (as any good cosplayer should) and her craftsmanship is as amazing as her rack. We here at Pornhater Central Command salute you, Belle!

Link: Belle Chere’s photostream at Flickr

Instead of teaching us Japanese, today Miss Hannah Minx (and her big, jiggling tits) shows us how Lady Gaga creates her musical masterpieces. And in the space of mere seconds, Hannah comes up with smarter lyrics than Gaga. Plus Hannah does not have a cock.

Violet_Voss is a real honey. If you want to see a supercute barely legal cam girl, then you should drop in on her FREE live sex cam show.

Violet_Voss is an extremely flirty 18 year old and did a great tease, she was wearing nothing but an unzipped hoodie and would occasionally let it flip open to give us a view of the goods. But don’t let this girl’s sweet face fool you, she gets dirty as hell in her private show.

Violet_Voss says: “Come improve your health and happiness and have an orgasm with me!” I heartily recommend her services. And remember, it’s always FREE to watch the public shows and chat with the girls at Streamate, you only pay if you take a girl private. And not to get too personal here, but I can almost always get off on a girl’s free show.

Link: Violet_Voss at Streamate
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