I first saw Willa Ford on MTV back when they showed these things called “music videos,” and thought she was smokin’ hot even though I can’t stand to listen to her music.

Since then, Willa has gone on to appear nude in such films as Impulse and the 2009 remake of Friday the 13th, and in Playboy magazine. Hell, as far as I know, she may have even had the sense to stop making that shitty music, which would make me like her even more.

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I’ve never seen a single episode of True Blood, but several years ago I tried to read the first book in the Sookie Stackhouse series and hated it so much I threw it across the room. I dunno, I guess I’ve just had more than my fill of romancey-pancey vampires — but I’m definitely a fan of Anna Paquin.

One of the things I like about Anna is that sexy gap in her teeth. She hasn’t gone and had that fixed or anything, has she? I probably oughta be watching True Blood since Anna apparently gets naked and bangs someone in every friggin’ episode, though.

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The astonishingly stacked Sophie Reade is another one of those big-titted babes they do such a great job of breeding over there in England. She appeared on Big Brother, and she also occasionally appears in my dreams.

I’m not sure what it is about the fine folks in England that causes them to pup such awesomely built girls, but to our friends across the pond, I say “What ho!” and other such things that I think more-or-less mean “Nice work, please keep ‘em coming.”

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Hot damn, ParadiseGirl is fuckin’ amazing — she might be the hottest sex cam girl I’ve seen yet at Streamate. I just picked her out at random and it was one of the best choices I’ve ever made, pornographically-speaking. When I entered her FREE sex cam show, this sexy Latina was spreading her ass and playing with her pussy, stuffing her skimpy panties into her wet slit.

ParadiseGirl has an incredible body and a beautiful face. Here’s what she has to say for herself: “I’m a wild girl looking for some fun, join me! I love to play meself and feel orgasm moan so hot, I love be ur dirty girl, and love fuck so bad.” Who doesn’t wanna see that?

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What the  – how did Big Daddy Pornhater, Kari Byron fan extraordinaire, fail to mention that the sassy Mythbuster is now hosting a show on the Science Channel?

Kari’s new show, Head Rush, is aimed at kids, so I suspect she won’t be explaining the science behind the way her ginger pubic hair grows or how far a fellow’s seed might spurt depending on what particular outfit Kari is wearing. But any Kari Byron on TV is good Kari Byron on TV — in fact, those words are etched on the sign that hangs above the entrance to Pornhater Central Command.

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We here at Pornhater Central Command like our porn trollops to actually seem as if they’re enjoying the various acts they’re committing, and Jennifer White definitely gets the big thumbs-up from us. She pretty much does it all on camera (even going so far as to get it on with The Hedgehog, aka Ron Jeremy), and there’s never the hint of that annoying another fuck, another buck attitude that so many porn stars have.

The ample charms of Jennifer’s body are quite apparent — those tits are astonishing, aren’t they? — but one of the best things about Jennifer is that terrific smile. She’s so pretty that when I first saw her in a porno flick, I actually thought she might just be wandering through and wasn’t gonna get naked or perform any acts of depravity.

Fortunately for us, Jennifer not only gets naked but sucks a mean cock as well. She also makes good use of that round, meaty ass, if you know what I mean and I think you do.

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I don’t care what your political views are — Meghan McCain is one hot piece of ass. And so is her mom.

Plus there’s that whole brewery thing or whatever.

Yes, that Gina Lynn. Since you’re reading Pornhater, I don’t think I have to tell you who Gina Lynn is — but I’m gonna do it anyway. Gina is flat-out one of the hottest porn sluts in the jizz-biz, with big tits, a huge, fleshy ass and amazing talents for fucking and sucking cock.

Well, thanks to Streamate, you can chat with Gina and see her do a cam show, all for free (at Streamate, you only pay for private shows). I just spent a little time chatting with her and checking out her awesome tits, and she did some serious dirty-talking, too. Gina really gets into fingering herself for her fans, so don’t waste a second, check out her sexy cam show.

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All right, I know I just posted a video by saucy YouTube vixen boycrazy a couple days ago, but I’ve become obsessed with her. In this video, our spunky heroine attempts to trim her pubes and suffers a mishap. Meanwhile, we get to see her sportin’ a wife-beater, her perky nipples clearly visible through the fabric.

Hot damn, Iron Chef Cat Cora is one smokin’ chef. She cooks up the BBQ and apparently serves it with a side order of stunning cleavage.

I’d make some kind of joke about wanting a breast or a thigh but I’m too busy looking at those tits.